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Oh dad. You know why I love my dad? Because of this...

Dad: Nicky, because of you I nearly got in trouble at work today! (He's a cop)
Nicky: Why?
Dad: Because when I pulled a lady over, and asked her for her drivers license she started yanking out the card from her purse, and started saying, 'It's stuck! Oh this happens all the time,' ( Read more... )